Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground? - A:
| Dog jokes
Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground? - A: Because you can't bury them in the sky!
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Why did the owl, owl ?
| Bird jokes
Why did the owl, owl ? Because the woodpecker would peck 'er !
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How can you tell when witches are carrying
| Time jokes
How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb? You can hear their brooms tick!
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How do you start a teddy bear race ?
| Various animal jokes
How do you start a teddy bear race ? Ready, teddy, go !
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How do you start an insect race ?
| Insect jokes
How do you start an insect race ? One, two, flea - go
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An eighty year old couple decide to try for a child. They visit the doctor who asks the old geezer to produce a sperm sample in a bottle. After two weeks, the couple return and the bottle is empty. “What’s the problem?” asks the doctor. “Well,” says the old man, “First I tried it with my right hand, then my left. Then my wife tried it with her right hand, then her left. Then she tried it with her teeth in and with her teeth out, and we still can’t get the lid off the bloody bottle.”