A police officer stops a blonde for speeding

Why are fish so smart?

| Fishing jokes

Why are fish so smart? They are always in schools!

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A lady was

| Police jokes

A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even though all the signs say not to. The fumes that came out of the gas tank ignited, severely burning her hands. But it also lit up her arm, too! Instead of rolling on the ground to put it out, she panicked. She took of

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Q: Why did the blonde want to

| Blonde jokes

Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian? A: Because she loved children.

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Patient: Tell me honestly, how am I?

| Teeth jokes

Patient: Tell me honestly, how am I? Dentist: Your teeth are fine, but your gums will have to come out.

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Motorist: Does a deer have a

| Car and train jokes

Motorist: Does a deer have a horn? Police Officer: No, a deer has two horns. Motorist: Then it must have been a car that ran over my uncle.

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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, “I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!”