Two Irish friends
| Heaven and hell jokes
Two Irish friends greeted each other while waiting their turn at the bank window. "This reminds me of Finnegan," remarked one. "What about Finnegan?" inquired the other. "Tis a story that Finnegan died, and when he greeted St. Peter, he said: 'It's a fine job you've had here for a long time.
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Waiter! Waiter! This salad is
| Waiter jokes
Waiter! Waiter! This salad is frozen solid. Yes, sir. It's the iceberg lettuce that does it.
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Q: Did you hear about the
| Blonde jokes
Q: Did you hear about the blond skydiver? A: She missed the Earth!
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A guy is down on his luck. He takes his
| Marriage jokes
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes to Las Vegas. Overnight, he has a fantastic run of luck. He stumbles out of the casino and finds a pay phone. He calls his wife and says, "Honey, pack your bags. I just won over a million dollars in Vegas." His wife say, "That's wonderf
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Did you hear about the vampire bicycle
| Bicycle jokes
Did you hear about the vampire bicycle that went round biting people's arms off? It was a vicious cycle.
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Solving the Mystery by Ivor Clew