The trouble is, said the entertainer
| Mental health jokes
The trouble is, said the entertainer to the psychiatrist, "that I can't sing, I can't dance, I can't tell jokes, I can't act, I can't play an instrument or juggle or do magic tricks or do anything!" "Then why don't you give up show business?" "I can't - I'm a star!"
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Why is the space between a
| Dirty jokes
Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist? Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.
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How can you tell if a ghost is
| Ghost jokes
How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint? He gets pale as a sheet.
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First Kangaroo: What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way? Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.