Do Apes kiss?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top

| Bird jokes

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ? An eggroll !

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If you're fishing on ice, you should

| Fishing jokes

If you're fishing on ice, you should never tell a joke on ice. WHY??? The ice will crack up!

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Q. What do you

| Clinton jokes

Q. What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a dishonest lawyer? A. Chelsea Clinton'

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What sort of a car has your dad

| Car and train jokes

What sort of a car has your dad got? I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

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Two Marines were sitting around talking one day.

| Dirty jokes

Two Marines were sitting around talking one day. The first Marine asked the second Marine, "If they were to drop a bomb right now, what would be the first thing you would do?" The second Marine said, "I would screw the first thing that moved. What would you do?" The first Marine replied, "I

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Do Apes kiss? Yes, but never on the first date!