Yo mama's so stupid that she
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.
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A young guy in a two-engine fighter was
| Aviation jokes
A young guy in a two-engine fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance, acting like a hotdog, flying rolls around the lumbering old bomber. The hotdog said over the air, "Anything you can do, I can do better." The veteran bomber pilot answered, "Try this hot-shot."
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How do vampires keep their breath smelling
| Vampire jokes
How do vampires keep their breath smelling nice? They use extractor fangs.
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A teacher was having
| School jokes
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy. So she said, "if you reached in your right pocket and found a nickel, and you reached in your left pocket and found another one, what would you have?" "Somebody else's pants."
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Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm? A1: She drops her nail-file!