QUESTION: Why are lifesavers better than men?
| Men jokes
QUESTION: Why are lifesavers better than men? ANSWER: They come in five flavors.
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Yo mama so fat when her beeper
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
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A butler came running into his important
| Ghost jokes
A butler came running into his important master's office. "Sir, sir, there's a ghost in the corridor. What shall I do with him?" Without looking up from his work the master said, "Tell him I can't see him."
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Why do firemen wear red suspenders?
| Firefighter jokes
Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.
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What do you get if you cross a student and an
| College jokes
What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ? Something from another universe -ity !
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A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy. So she said, “if you reached in your right pocket and found a nickel, and you reached in your left pocket and found another one, what would you have?” “Somebody else’s pants.”