Sign at restaurant reads:
| Restaurant jokes
Sign at restaurant reads: Eat here diet home'
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Three men die in a car accident
| Heaven and hell jokes
Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present something relating or associated with Christmas. The first man searches his pocket, and finds some Mistletoe, so he is allowed in. The second ma
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During an army basic training, the lieutenant
| Military jokes
During an army basic training, the lieutenant took the batch on a match and asked each of them where home was. After everyone had answered, he sneered and said "you are all wrong, the army is now your home". Back at the barracks, he read the evening duties, then asked the first sergeant if h
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There was a great loss today in the
| Dead and dying jokes
There was a great loss today in the entertainment world. The man who wrote the song "Hokey Pokey" died. What was really horrible is that they had trouble keeping the body in the casket. They put his left leg in.... Well, you know the rest.
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CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig cooler?
| Waiter jokes
CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig cooler? WAITER: Sure, spray him with a hose.
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What does a cow like to do by a campfire? Roast Moosmallows!