This guy is selling three parrots. Another
| Business jokes
This guy is selling three parrots. Another guy who wants to buy a parrot approaches him and asks, "How much are your parrots?" The salesman answers, "The first one is $1,000." "What does he know?" "He knows 10,000 words and 500 sentences and is able to solve mathematical expressions." "How a
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Mother: Did you make your bed today?
| Bed jokes
Mother: Did you make your bed today? Daughter: Yes, Mom, but I think it would be easier to buy one.
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A customer called
| Computer jokes
A customer called to complain that his keyboard no longer worked. He had cleaned it by filling up his tub with soap and water and soaking the keyboard for a day, then he removed all the keys and washed them individually.
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A man was fed up of
| Car and train jokes
A man was fed up of having his car broken into and having his radio stolen he decided he would remove it when he parked his car he also left a note saying there is no point in breaking in my car as there is nothing to steal. When he returned to his car it had been broken into again and there w
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What’s brown and white and flies all over? Thanksgiving turkey, when you carve it with a chain saw!