I went to
| Police jokes
I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about five minutes, and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?' He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called h
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Two cannibals were having their dinner. One
| Cannibal jokes
Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other, 'I don't like your friend. The other one replied, 'Well put her to one side and just eat the greens.
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Why is it tough to compete against a vampire?
| Vampire jokes
Why is it tough to compete against a vampire? Because they're always out for blood!
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What kind of ghosts haunt operating
| Dead and dying jokes
What kind of ghosts haunt operating theatres? Surgical spirits.
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What time is it when you have to go to the
| Dentist jokes
What time is it when you have to go to the dentist ? Tooth Hurty !
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Yo mama’s so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.