Doctor, doctor, I’m at death’s door!

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of

| Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards. I'll deal with you later.

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Computers make very fast, very accurate

| Computer jokes

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

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What do you use to determine if a refrigerated

| Burger jokes

What do you use to determine if a refrigerated burger is cold enough? A thermomeater!

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Q: Where does Napolean keep his armies?

| History jokes

Q: Where does Napolean keep his armies? A: In his sleevies!

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What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers

| Baby jokes

What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ? Infantry !

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Doctor, doctor, I’m at death’s door! Don’t worry, Mrs Jenkins. An operation will soon pull you through.