Our teacher has a bad memory. For three days
| School jokes
Our teacher has a bad memory. For three days she asked us how much is two and two. We told her it was four. But she still doesnt know. Today she asked us again!
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Teacher : Why are you the only child in the
| School jokes
Teacher : Why are you the only child in the classroom today ? Pupil : Because I was the only one who didn't have school dinners yesterday !
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Boy: Did you know you can get fur from a three
| Monster jokes
Boy: Did you know you can get fur from a three headed mountain monster? Girl: Really? What kind of fur? Boy: As fur away as possible!
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Policeman: Why are you
| Car and train jokes
Policeman: Why are you driving that car in circles? Driver: I was just going for a little spin.
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How do you make a tame duck wild?
| Bird jokes
How do you make a tame duck wild? Annoy it.
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Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper ? He had his own frog horn !