Mother: Why is there a strange baby in the
| Baby jokes
Mother: Why is there a strange baby in the crib? Daughter: You told me to change the baby.
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All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me
| Aviation jokes
All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first skydiving instructor. During class he would always take the time to answer any of our stupid first-timer questions. One guy asked, "If our chute doesn't open, and the reserve doesn't open, how long do we have until we hit
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Why do cannibals make suitcases out of
| Cannibal jokes
Why do cannibals make suitcases out of peoples heads? Because they're headcases !
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What kind of book did
| Monster jokes
What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read? One with a cemetery plot.
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Traffic was backed up for miles, the police
| Police jokes
Traffic was backed up for miles, the police were going car to car. When they got to my car I asked the officer what was going on. He said "It's Al Gore. He's up there threatening to set himself on fire! We are going car to car collecting donations." "Donations!" I said, "How much you got s
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Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods? They like any jungle – even a blackboard jungle!