Q: What side of the dog has the most fur? - A: The
| Dog jokes
Q: What side of the dog has the most fur? - A: The Outside.
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Why did the cat join the Red Cross ?
| Cat jokes
Why did the cat join the Red Cross ? Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !
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Q. How do you know a blonde has been
| Blonde jokes
Q. How do you know a blonde has been using the computer? A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.
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A coffin was being moved
| Doctor and nurse jokes
A coffin was being moved when it fell off a wagon, and started down the hill. One of the morticians started chasing it. As it rolled past the hospital, the mortician yelled to one of the nurse practitioners walking by, "Doc, quick, give me something to stop this coffin."
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What do you call an alien surfing the
| Space jokes
What do you call an alien surfing the Internet? e-t.
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All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first skydiving instructor. During class he would always take the time to answer any of our stupid first-timer questions. One guy asked, “If our chute doesn’t open, and the reserve doesn’t open, how long do we have until we hit the ground?” Our jump master looked at him and in perfect deadpan and answered, “The rest of your life.”