How do gossipy hamburgers spend their
| Burger jokes
How do gossipy hamburgers spend their time? They chew the fat.
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Why were you late ?
| School jokes
Why were you late ? Sorry, teacher, I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too !
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What do you do when two snails have a
| Various animal jokes
What do you do when two snails have a fight? Leave them to slug it out.
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What's the difference between a monster
| Monster jokes
What's the difference between a monster and a mouse? A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.
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Yo Mama so fat, she's gotta wake up in
| Yo momma jokes
Yo Mama so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections
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A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed. However, as they passed a speed trap, he got nailed with an infrared speed detector and was pulled over. The officer handed him the citation, received his signature and was about to walk away when the man asked, “Officer, I know I was speeding, but I don’t think it’s fair – there were plenty of other cars around me who were going just as fast, so why did I get the ticket?” “Ever go a fishin’?” the policeman suddenly asked the man. “Ummm, yeah…” the startled man replied. The officer grinned and added, “Did you ever catch ’em all?”