A Texan, a Russian, and
| Ethnic jokes
A Texan, a Russian, and a New Yorker go into a restaurant in London. Excuse me, but if you wanted the steak you might not get one as there is a shortage due to the mad cow disease, says the waiter. The Texan says, What's a shortage? The Russian says, What's a steak? The New Yorker says, What'
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What is the quickest way to double your money
| Money jokes
What is the quickest way to double your money ? Fold it in half !
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What kind of dog is the most colorful?
| Dog jokes
What kind of dog is the most colorful? A paint Bernard!
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Two Virginia boys, Sonny
| Hunting jokes
Two Virginia boys, Sonny and Rick, went out hunting and split up. Sonny heard some rustling in the bushes and, by mistake, shot his friend. After trying to remove the bullet, he carried Rick to a doctor. Two hours later, after the physician had patched up the wounded hunter, Sonny asked, "Ple
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Father O'Mally has been preaching
| Travel and tourist jokes
Father O'Mally has been preaching at his church in Ireland for so long, that he decides to take a vacation. He has never been married and he is curious as to what an American endures in everyday life. So, he decides to go to the States before it is too late. He hops on the plane bound for Nevada
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Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!