Two Virginia boys, Sonny

What could you do if you were on a

| Food jokes

What could you do if you were on a desert island without food or water? Open your watch: drink from the spring, and eat the sand which is (sandwiches) there.

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What animal always goes to bed

| Bed jokes

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ? A horse !

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Q: What is the one thing you will never hear a

| Dirty jokes

Q: What is the one thing you will never hear a man say? A: Her tits are just too big.

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What a woman says: "This place is a mess C'mon,

| Men jokes

What a woman says: "This place is a mess C'mon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor, and you'll have no clothes to wear, if we don't do laundry right now!" What a man hears: blah, blah, blah, blah, C'mon blah, blah, blah, blah, you and I blah, blah, blah, blah, on the

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Why are pigs such early risers?

| Pig jokes

Why are pigs such early risers? Did you ever try to shut off a rooster?

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Two Virginia boys, Sonny and Rick, went out hunting and split up. Sonny heard some rustling in the bushes and, by mistake, shot his friend. After trying to remove the bullet, he carried Rick to a doctor. Two hours later, after the physician had patched up the wounded hunter, Sonny asked, “Please, Doc. How’s my friend?” “Well,” answered the M.D., “he’d be a lot better off if you hadn’t taken out his gut!”