There are only two four letter words that are

How do you know when there is an elephant under

| Bed jokes

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ? When your nose touches the ceiling !

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John kept pestering his parents to buy a

| Children jokes

John kept pestering his parents to buy a video, but they said they couldn't afford one. So one day John came home clutching a package containing a brand-new video. 'Where in the World did you get the money to pay for that ?' asked his father suspiciously. 'It's OK, Dad,' replied John, 'I've t

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How many

| Computer jokes

How many IBM employees does it take to change a light bulb? Fifteen. Five to do it, and ten to write document number GC7500439-001, Multitasking Incadescent Source System Facility, of which 10% of the pages state only "This page intentionally left blank".

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Its clear said the teacher, "That you

| School jokes

Its clear said the teacher, "That you haven't studied your geography. What's your excuse?" "Well, my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"

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What band is a cow favorite?

| Cow jokes

What band is a cow favorite? Moody Blues

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There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men: “don’t” and “stop”.