How do you know when there is an elephant under
| Bed jokes
How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ? When your nose touches the ceiling !
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John kept pestering his parents to buy a
| Children jokes
John kept pestering his parents to buy a video, but they said they couldn't afford one. So one day John came home clutching a package containing a brand-new video. 'Where in the World did you get the money to pay for that ?' asked his father suspiciously. 'It's OK, Dad,' replied John, 'I've t
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How many
| Computer jokes
How many IBM employees does it take to change a light bulb? Fifteen. Five to do it, and ten to write document number GC7500439-001, Multitasking Incadescent Source System Facility, of which 10% of the pages state only "This page intentionally left blank".
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Its clear said the teacher, "That you
| School jokes
Its clear said the teacher, "That you haven't studied your geography. What's your excuse?" "Well, my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"
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There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men: “don’t” and “stop”.