A famous professor of surgery died and
| Heaven and hell jokes
A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was asked by the gatekeeper: 'Have you ever committed a sin you truly regret?' 'Yes,' the professor ansvered. 'When I was a young candidate at the hospital of Saint Lucas, we played soccer against at team from the Comm
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How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at
| Dog jokes
How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night? He used a skeleton key.
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What did the bumble bee striker say ?
| Sport jokes
What did the bumble bee striker say ? Hive scored !
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Why
| Halloween jokes
Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party? He was going as a banana.
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Shall I tell you the joke about the bed?
| Bed jokes
Shall I tell you the joke about the bed? No, because it hasn't been made up yet.
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Mother to daughter advice: Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend.