When asked for her occupation, a woman charged
| Judge jokes
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she was a schoolteacher. The judge rose from the bench. "Madam, I have waited years for a schoolteacher to appear before this court," he smiled with delight. "Now sit down at that table and write 'I will not pass thr
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Q: Why do men become smarter during sex?
| Dirty jokes
Q: Why do men become smarter during sex? A: Because they are plugged into a genius.
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A man wakes up early one morning and
| Dirty jokes
A man wakes up early one morning and decides to go Bear hunting. He tells his wife, "You've got three choices; you can go Bear hunting with me, I'll do you anally or you can give me a blowjob. I'm gonna load up the truck and get the dog out. Make up your mind before I get back. "The man return
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During training exercises, the lieutenant who
| Military jokes
During training exercises, the lieutenant who was driving down a muddy back road encountered another car stuck in the mud with a red-faced colonel at the wheel. "Your jeep stuck, sir?" asked the lieutenant as he pulled alongside "Nope," replied the colonel, coming over and handing him the ke
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Yankee & Vietnamese
| Vietnamese
On a flight from Saigon to Los Angeles, an American sat beside a Vietnamese. American asked Vietnamese, ""What kind of ""ese"" are you? ""Excuse me?"" ""What kind of ""ese"" are you?"" ""Excuse me, I don't understand what you meant."" ""Stupid! Are you Vietnamese, Chinese or Japanese?"" ""Oh! I
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What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.