Which flavor ice cream is Dracula's favorite?
| Vampire jokes
Which flavor ice cream is Dracula's favorite? Vein-illa.
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What do you call an affectionate rabbit?
| Rabbit jokes
What do you call an affectionate rabbit? A tender, loving hare.
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Republicans see nothing wrong with letting
| Political jokes
Republicans see nothing wrong with letting their children play "Cowboys and Indians." Democrats don't either, as long as the Indians win.
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How do you hire an elephant ?
| Elephant jokes
How do you hire an elephant ? Stand it on four bricks !
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Why is Dick Clark a
| Horse jokes
Why is Dick Clark a favourite star with horses? Because he was a disk jockey from Filly!
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A little kid is sitting on a park bench eating abag of chocolates an old man walking by stops to say that if he continues to eat like that he won`t live very long; indignantly the kid says ” oh yeah my grandfather lived to be 104 years old” the old man replies “i’m sure he did kid.but it wasn`t from eating all that chocolate “oh no sir” says the kid, it was by minding his own business !