Dear God: Yesterday was an awful day for
| Computer jokes
Dear God: Yesterday was an awful day for me... My husband ran off with his secretary, My son pierced his eyebrow, My daughter tattooed the bald spot on her head, My dog mated with the neighbors cat, My neighbor sold her house to a mental institution, My Mom told me I was adopted,
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What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off
| Dog jokes
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table ? He gets splinters in his mouth !
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What does a bunny use when it goes
| Rabbit jokes
What does a bunny use when it goes fishing? A harenet.
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Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor?
| Rabbit jokes
Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor? For hare care.
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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards. I'll deal with you later.
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What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ? The Y2K deadline !