Q. What does CHAOS stand for?
| Firefighter jokes
Q. What does CHAOS stand for? A.The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.
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The teacher came up with a good problem.
| School jokes
The teacher came up with a good problem. "Suppose," she asked the second-graders, "there were a dozen sheep and six of them jumped over a fence. How many would be left?" "None," answered little Norman. "None? Norman, you don't know your arithmetic." "Teacher, you don't know your sheep. When one
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Taxiing down the tarmac,
| Aviation jokes
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait, it finally took off. A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, "What was the problem?" "The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine," explained th
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How many archaeologists does it take to change a
| Humor jokes
How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.
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What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table ? He gets splinters in his mouth !