Q: How many Executive Producers does it

What do you call a bloke with a

| Bus jokes

What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head? Dead.

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A programmer was walking along the beach when

| Computer jokes

A programmer was walking along the beach when he found a lamp. Upon rubbing the lamp a genie appeared who stated "I am the most powerful genie in the world. I can grant you any wish you want, but only one wish." The programmer pulled out a map of the Mediterranean area and said "I'd like t

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Two psychologists meet at their

| Mental health jokes

Two psychologists meet at their twentieth college reunion. One of them looks like he just graduated, while the other psychologist looks old, worried and withered. The older looking one asks the other, "What's your secret? Listening to other people's problems every day, all day long, for years o

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A boy is about to go on his first

| Marriage jokes

A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice. The father replies: "My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, family, and philosophy." The boy picks up his date and they go to a soda fountain. Ice crea

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A US

| Ethnic jokes

A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now." The mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senior, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!" The Border

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Q: How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Executive Producers don’t screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.