Dear God: Yesterday was an awful day for

Teller: Why did the blonde

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Teller: Why did the blonde move to L.A.? Blonde: I don't know. Why? Teller: It was easier to spell. Blonde: Easier than what?

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Why is a dog so

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Why is a dog so warm in Summer? He wears a coat and pants.

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Q: What is the difference between

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Q: What is the difference between medium and rare? A: 6 inches is medium, 8 inches is rare.

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Why are rabbits never gold?

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Why are rabbits never gold? How would you tell them apart from goldfish?'

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Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of

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Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning. Class: Hooray! Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon!

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Dear God: Yesterday was an awful day for me… My husband ran off with his secretary, My son pierced his eyebrow, My daughter tattooed the bald spot on her head, My dog mated with the neighbors cat, My neighbor sold her house to a mental institution, My Mom told me I was adopted, My Dad told me he’s gay, My boss told me I was laid off, My sister was arrested for prostitution, My house has termites, My car was stolen, All that came in the mail was bills, A plane, crash landed on my garage, OJ Simpson came to my door selling rug cleaner, And my TV blew. Lord, please be with me today. I was able to live through all that misery yesterday. And I will be able to make it through anything today! But please…. DON’T LET ANYTHING HAPPEN TO MY COMPUTER!!!!! AMENA programmer enters an elevator, wanting to go to the 12th floor. So, he pushes 1, then he pushes 2, and starts looking for the Enter….