How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
| Lawyer jokes
How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Cut the rope.
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One day the bass player hid one of the
| Music jokes
One day the bass player hid one of the drummer's sticks. The drummer said, "finally! After being a drummer for so long, now I am a conductor!"
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Why were the burgers in the
| Burger jokes
Why were the burgers in the refrigerator embarrassed? They saw the salad dressing!
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A guy walks into a bar with
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the dog on the bar and announces that the dog can talk and that he has $100 he's willing to bet anyone who says he can't. The bartender quickly takes the bet and the owner looks at the dog and asks, "What's the thing on top of this buildi
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Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin? A: You get light music.