Q: What is the difference between

The church was conducting its annual fund

| Religious jokes

The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said, "I give ten dollars." Just then, a piece of plaster fell from the ceiling and landed on his head. He spoke up again quickly. "I give a thousand dollars!" The minister said, "Lord, hit him again!"

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When a small Montana village decided to

| Idiot and fool jokes

When a small Montana village decided to buy a new fire truck, the town council met to decide what to do with the old one. Randall, an old rancher, stood up. "Ah think we should keep the old truck," he said. "We can use it for all them false alarms!"

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What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists

| Cow jokes

What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office? An encownter group.

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There's a guy who's hiking in the

| Various animal jokes

There's a guy who's hiking in the woods one day when a bear chases him up a really tall tree. The bear started to climb the tree, so the guy climbed up higher. Then, the bear climbed down and went away. So the guy starts to climb down the tree. Suddenly, the bear returns, and this time he's br

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What happened when the chef found a daddy long

| Insect jokes

What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad ? It became a daddy short legs !

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Q: What is the difference between medium and rare? A: 6 inches is medium, 8 inches is rare.