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What is brown

| Dog jokes

What is brown and gray, has eight legs, and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk? A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

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One day the zookeeper noticed that the orang-utang

| Zoo jokes

One day the zookeeper noticed that the orang-utang was reading two books -- the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species. In surprise he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both those books"? "Well," said the orang-utang, "I just wanted to know if I was my brother's keeper or my keeper's brother.

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What is a twip?

| Travel and tourist jokes

What is a twip? A twip is what a wabbit takes when he wides a twain.

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Q: Did you hear the slogan for the the new

| Dirty jokes

Q: Did you hear the slogan for the the new "Stealth Condom?" A: "They'll never see you coming."

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Shingles were loose on Pennock's roof,

| Idiot and fool jokes

Shingles were loose on Pennock's roof, and he complained about leaks to Barton, his neighbor. "Why don't you mend the roof?" asked Barton. "I can't today," Pennock replied. "It's pouring rain." "Well, why don't you patch it in dry weather." "It don't leak then!"

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