Girl: Mom, mom a monster’s just bitten my foot

Why did the lizard go on a diet ?

| Frog jokes

Why did the lizard go on a diet ? It weighed too much for its scales !

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What will santa bring your fish this

| Fishing jokes

What will santa bring your fish this christmas? A scale letrix!

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Which big cat should you never play

| Various animal jokes

Which big cat should you never play cards with ? A cheetah !

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Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

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A cop stops a man for running a stop sign and

| Police jokes

A cop stops a man for running a stop sign and the subject gives the cop a lot of grief explaining that he did stop. After several minutes, the cop explained to the gentleman that he didn't stop, he just slowed down a little. The gentleman said 'Stop or slow down, what's the difference?'. T

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Girl: Mom, mom a monster’s just bitten my foot off. Mom: Well, keep out of the kitchen, I’ve just washed the floor.