Why did the hippie put his money in the
| Money jokes
Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator? He liked cold cash.
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Winnie and Piglet sit on the bank of the river
| Dirty jokes
Winnie and Piglet sit on the bank of the river and smoke dope. A crocodile comes out of the river: - Hey pals, let me have a whiff. - Get lost, oh green one! - Come on guys, just one! - Go %@~# yourself! So what would you do? Well, the crocodile swallows Piglet and sits in his place. Winnie, inh
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How do you know if you have a tough mosquito
| Insect jokes
How do you know if you have a tough mosquito ? You slap him and he slaps you back !
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Doctor, Doctor will this
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots ? I never make rash promises !
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Q5: How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?
| Dinosaur jokes
Q5: How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? A: Tea Rex?
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Two little boys were visiting their grandfather and he took them to a restaurant for lunch. They couldn’t make up their minds about what they wanted to eat. Finally the grandfather grinned at the server and said, “Just bring them bread and water.” One of the little boys looked up and quavered, “Can I have ketchup on it?”