How can you tell the pig
| Pig jokes
How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny? By the egg on its face.
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Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
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Teacher: What's 2 and 2?
| School jokes
Teacher: What's 2 and 2? Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good?, that's perfect!
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Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a
| Dog jokes
Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard? They're all paws.
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How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first
| Clinton jokes
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet? They were both dating the same girl in high school.
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St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral grounds between a select team from the heavenly host and his own hand-picked boys. “Very well,” said the gatekeeper of Heaven. “But you realize, I hope, that we’ve got all the good players and the best coaches.” “I know, and that’s all right,” Satan answered unperturbed. “We’ve got all the umpires.”