A little nine year old girl
| Religious jokes
A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill. "Mommy," she said. "Can we leave now?" "No," her mother replied. "Well, I think I have to throw up!" "Then go out the front door and to the back of the church and throw up behind a bush." In about two m
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A policeman had a perfect spot
| Police jokes
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem-a 10-year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD." The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading "TIPS"
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Where do hogs keep their money?
| Money jokes
Where do hogs keep their money? In piggy banks.
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Where do rabbits go after their wedding?
| Rabbit jokes
Where do rabbits go after their wedding? On their bunnymoon.
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One night Bill Clinton was
| Clinton jokes
One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington's ghost in the White House. "George, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?" Clinton asked. "Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," advised George. The next night the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moved through
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Teacher: What’s 2 and 2? Pupil: 4 Teacher: That’s good. Pupil: Good?, that’s perfect!