Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife,
| Dirty jokes
Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife, meat, eggs, blow job? A: The blow job. You can beat your wife, your eggs, or your meat; but you just can't beat a blow job.
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What did the little ghost give his mom for
| Ghost jokes
What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day? A booquet of flowers.
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What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two
| Cow jokes
What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns? A bull pull!
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Patient: Doctor, you must help me.
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people. Doctor: Tell me about your problem. Patient: I just did, didn't I, you stupid fool!!
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What kind of ears do trains
| Car and train jokes
What kind of ears do trains have? Engineers (engine ears).
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Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said “Moving.”