Pupil: My teacher was mad with me because I
| School jokes
Pupil: My teacher was mad with me because I didn't know where the Rockies were. Mother: Well next time remember where you put things!
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How do hens encourage their football
| Sport jokes
How do hens encourage their football teams? They egg them on!
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Yo Mama soooo old she was wearing a Jesus
| Yo momma jokes
Yo Mama soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!
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The two thousand member
| Religious jokes
The two thousand member Baptist church was filled to overflowing capacity one Sunday morning. The preacher was ready to start the sermon when two men, dressed in long black coats and black hats entered thru the rear of the church. One of the two men walked to the middle of the church while
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A wildlife biologist crew
| Biologist jokes
A wildlife biologist crew leader has several crews, each consisting of two biologists. The crews camped and worked in the woods and he made his rounds to visit each pair every few days. One particular crew, Sarah and Jim, were not getting nearly as much work accomplished as the others, so he s
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Q: What has got four legs and an arm? – A: A Rottweiler in a playground.