Pupil: My teacher was mad with me because I

What do you call a dog in jeans and a sweater

| Dog jokes

What do you call a dog in jeans and a sweater ? A plain clothes police dog !

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A family of ducks were

| Baby jokes

A family of ducks were walking down the road when an 18-wheeler ran over all but 1 baby. Farther down the road a family of skunks were walking the other way when the same 18-wheeler ran over all but one baby. The duck and the skunk finally met each other and the duck said, "Excuse me, my mom

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When the

| Gorilla jokes

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree, where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land? Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

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Q. What is one of the first things that

| Religious jokes

Q. What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out? A. They really raised Cain.

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Why are rabbits like calculators?

| Rabbit jokes

Why are rabbits like calculators? They both multiply a lot.

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Pupil: My teacher was mad with me because I didn’t know where the Rockies were. Mother: Well next time remember where you put things!