What do you call a dog in jeans and a sweater
| Dog jokes
What do you call a dog in jeans and a sweater ? A plain clothes police dog !
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A family of ducks were
| Baby jokes
A family of ducks were walking down the road when an 18-wheeler ran over all but 1 baby. Farther down the road a family of skunks were walking the other way when the same 18-wheeler ran over all but one baby. The duck and the skunk finally met each other and the duck said, "Excuse me, my mom
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When the
| Gorilla jokes
When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree, where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land? Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!
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Q. What is one of the first things that
| Religious jokes
Q. What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out? A. They really raised Cain.
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Why are rabbits like calculators?
| Rabbit jokes
Why are rabbits like calculators? They both multiply a lot.
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Pupil: My teacher was mad with me because I didn’t know where the Rockies were. Mother: Well next time remember where you put things!