How many Histrionic
| Mental health jokes
How many Histrionic P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb? "You want me to change the lightbulb? I could burn my hand! I could be electrocuted! I could fall off the ladder and be paralyzed for life! You don't love me anymore!"
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Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28
| School jokes
Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28 days ? Pupil: All of them !
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How do long distance runners send e-mail?
| E-mail jokes
How do long distance runners send e-mail? On the sprin-ternet.
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Luke had it first, Paul had it
| Spelling jokes
Luke had it first, Paul had it lost; boys never had it; girls have it but once; Miss Polly had it twice in the same place, but when she married Peter Jones she never had it again. What is it? The letter L.
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Who is the fastest runner in
| Religious jokes
Who is the fastest runner in history. Adam - because he was the first in the human race.
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An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. “Doctor, I just can’t get to sleep at night.” “Have you tried counting sheep?” “That’s the problem – I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it.”