Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a

| Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a mosquito Go away, sucker!

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What usually comes after the monster

| Firefighter jokes

What usually comes after the monster lights the birthday candles? The fire department.

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'Father Christmas has two

| Christmas jokes

'Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you can't tell me why he does that! 'Oh, yes I can. the elf said. 'Because tow 'Eds are better than one, of course!

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How do you catch the Easter

| Easter jokes

How do you catch the Easter Bunny? Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!

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What is a thespian pony?

| Horse jokes

What is a thespian pony? A little horse play!

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Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.