A grandmother was telling her
| Old age jokes
A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what her own childhood was like: "We used to skate outside on a pond. I had a swing made from a tire; it hung from a tree in our front yard. We rode our pony. We picked wild raspberries in the woods." The little girl was wide-eyed, taking this i
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Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York?
| Bus jokes
Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York? Driver: Which part? Passenger: All of me, of course!
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Two elderly ladies had been friends for many
| Old age jokes
Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards. One day they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, "Now do
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HWhy did the monster lie on his back?
| Monster jokes
HWhy did the monster lie on his back? To trip up low-flying aircraft.
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Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a mosquito Go away, sucker!