One day there was a woman who lost her cat
| Police jokes
One day there was a woman who lost her cat named "LOVE." It was pretty dark outside and she lived in New York. So, thinking that he might be down the street, she put on her house-coat and went looking for him. When a police officer stopped to ask what she was doing, she said very honestly,
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Q: Did you hear about the new
| Dirty jokes
Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint? A: It's not real bright, but it's cheap, and spreads easy.
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What is a cow's favorite lunch
| Cow jokes
What is a cow's favorite lunch meat? Bullogna
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An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the
| Ethnic jokes
An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the first time was being wined and dined by the State Department. The Grand Emir was unused to the salt in American foods (french fries, cheeses, salami, anchovies etc.) and was constantly sending his manservant Abdul to fetch him a glass of water. Time
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Q: Why does Clinton always have a stupid grin
| Clinton jokes
Q: Why does Clinton always have a stupid grin on his face? A: He is stupid!
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Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring. He went in and saw an altar with a large zero in the middle and a banner that said ‘N I L’. White-robed people were kneeling before the altar chanting hymns to The Great Nullity ,The Blessed Emptiness, and The Big Zero in the Sky. Morris turned to a white-robed observer beside him and wispered, …. …… “Is Nothing Sacred?”