Why is a dog like a baseball player?
| Dog jokes
Why is a dog like a baseball player? He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
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Customer: Waiter, I
| Waiter jokes
Customer: Waiter, I can't eat this meal. Waiter: Why not? It looks all right to me. Customer: I don't have a fork.
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There was a
| Farmer jokes
There was a farmer who had a herd of pigs. One day someone went to the farm and asked the farmer: "What do you use to feed your pigs?" "Well, I give them acorn, corn, and things like that. Why?" "Because I am from the Animals Protection Association and I think you don't feed them like you sho
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Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his
| Apple jokes
Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard? Someone told him he should get an apple Mac'
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Caller: Operator! Operator! I don't know
| Telephone jokes
Caller: Operator! Operator! I don't know what's wrong with my phone, but I can't make long distance calls any longer! Operator: Don't worry. Your long distance calls are long enough already!
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Doctor, Doctor I’ve a split personality Well, you’d better both sit down then!