What do you call an ant from overseas
| Ant jokes
What do you call an ant from overseas ? Impartant
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What happened when the shaggy dog
| Dog jokes
What happened when the shaggy dog swallowed a teaspoon? He wasn't able to stir.
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What advice to cows
| Cowboy jokes
What advice to cows give? Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!
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If you crossed a cow
| Cow jokes
If you crossed a cow with a goat, what would you get? Half and half!
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One day the counsellor got a
| Humor jokes
One day the counsellor got a phone call. It was from a camper who had been at camp the summer before. The old camper said, 'I thought of camp yesterday. 'Why?' the counsellor asked. 'Where were you?' 'At the garbage dump! the old camper answered.
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An English teacher asked her class to write an essay on what they’d do if they had a million dollars. Alec handed in a blank sheet of paper. ‘Alec ! yelled the teacher, ‘you’ve done nothing. Why?’ ‘Because if I had a million dollars, that’s exactly what I would do !