One day the counsellor got a

These two friends are about to go to

| Dance jokes

These two friends are about to go to a club. One of them has a wooden eye. He said If someone says something about my eye, i'm gonna snap. They get there, and he asks a girl to dance. She says, Would I?

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Q: How many Geminis

| Zodiac jokes

Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two (of course) but it will take all week and when they're done the light bulb will do your homework, speak French and shine any colour you want from it.

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What's O. J. Simpson's Internet

| Internet jokes

What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address? Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.

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Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a

| Blonde jokes

Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A. The 1995 Hide and Seek World Champion.

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Q: How many screenwriters

| Movie and TV jokes

Q: How many screenwriters to make "Titanic" a good movie? A: One more than they had.

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One day the counsellor got a phone call. It was from a camper who had been at camp the summer before. The old camper said, ‘I thought of camp yesterday. ‘Why?’ the counsellor asked. ‘Where were you?’ ‘At the garbage dump! the old camper answered.