Tom: What did the banana say to
| Banana jokes
Tom: What did the banana say to the elephant? Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.
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What do you get if you cross a telephone
| Telephone jokes
What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau ? A wedding ring !
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Why was six scared of seven? Because seven ate
| Humor jokes
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
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Where do blind parrots go for treatment?
| Bird jokes
Where do blind parrots go for treatment? The Birds Eye counter!
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What do you get if you cross a parrot with a
| Bird jokes
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ? A bird that will talk you ear off !
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How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house? His tricycle will be parked outside.