Did you hear about the snobby cow?
| Cow jokes
Did you hear about the snobby cow? She thought she was a cutlet above the rest!
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Q: What do you get when you cross
| Ethnic jokes
Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican? A: Oil of Ole'
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If I had
| School jokes
If I had five coconuts and I gave you three, how many would I have left ? I don't know. Why not ? In our school we do all our arithmetic in apples and oranges.
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Police Chief:
| Police jokes
Police Chief: Why do you spend all your time trying to hit flies? Officer: You assigned me to the swat team, didn't you?
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How do you save a drowning mouse ?
| Mouse jokes
How do you save a drowning mouse ? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
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Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two (of course) but it will take all week and when they’re done the light bulb will do your homework, speak French and shine any colour you want from it.