Robot: I have to dry my feet carefully after a
| Bath jokes
Robot: I have to dry my feet carefully after a bath. Monster: Why? Robot: Otherwise I get rusty nails.
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This computer
| Computer jokes
This computer you charged me L950 for doesn't work....and you said it would be trouble free. It is, I charged you L950 for the computer, but you're getting all that trouble absolutely free!
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What do you call a man
| Fishing jokes
What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head? Ray!
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A traveller pulls into a hotel
| Travel and tourist jokes
A traveller pulls into a hotel around midnight and asks the clerk for a single room. As the clerk fills out the paperwork, the man looks around and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting in the lobby. He tells the clerk to wait while he disappears into the lobby. After a minute he comes back, with t
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Q: Why did the clown wear loud socks? A: So
| Humor jokes
Q: Why did the clown wear loud socks? A: So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.
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Teacher : Give me a sentence with the words defence, defeat and detail in it. Pupil : When a horse jumps over defence, defeat go before detail !