Customer to friend: This is a wonderful
| Restaurant jokes
Customer to friend: This is a wonderful restaurant. I ordered salad and I got the freshest salad in the world, I ordered coffee, and I got the freshest coffee in the world. Friend: I know - I ordered a small steak and got a calf.
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Mum, are the Smiths very poor people?
| Baby jokes
Mum, are the Smiths very poor people? I don't think so, Jimmy. Why do you ask? Because they made such a fuss when their baby swallowed a coin'
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A postcard home: The weather is here. Wish you
| Weather jokes
A postcard home: The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful.
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Look at that bald man over there.
| Hair and bald jokes
Look at that bald man over there. It's the first time I've seen a parting with ears.
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If storks bring
| Monster jokes
If storks bring human babies, what bring monster babies? Cranes.
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Q: How many screenwriters to make “Titanic” a good movie? A: One more than they had.