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I can't decide whether to buy a

| Cow jokes

I can't decide whether to buy a bicycle or a cow for my farm. Well, wouldn't you look silly riding a cow? I'd look a darn sight sillier trying to milk a bicycle!

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Liam had left Dublin to go up to Belfast

| Farmer jokes

Liam had left Dublin to go up to Belfast for a bit of skydiving, Late Sunday evening he was found in tree by a farmer. What happened said the farmer, Liam replied, that his parachute failed to open, well said the farmer if you had of asked the locals before you jumped, they would have told you n

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The monster spent a fortune

| Monster jokes

The monster spent a fortune on deodorants before he found out that people didn't like him anyway.

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Ive never flown before, said the

| Aviation jokes

Ive never flown before, said the nervous old lady to the pilot. You will bring me down safely, won't you? "All I can say ma'am," said the pilot, "is that I've never left anyone up there yet!"

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