Little Jordan wanted to go to the zoo and pestered
| Zoo jokes
Little Jordan wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents, Al and Elaine, for days. Finally Elaine talked Jordan's reluctant father into taking him. And so Jordan and Al got into the car and left. "So how was it?" Elaine asked when they returned home. "Great," Little Jordan replied.
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What kind of watch is best for people who don't
| Time jokes
What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands? A pocket watch.
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What do pygmy cannibals eat for
| Cannibal jokes
What do pygmy cannibals eat for breakfast? Weedie Bix!!
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Which rabbits were famous bank robbers?
| Rabbit jokes
Which rabbits were famous bank robbers? Bunny and Clyde.
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yo momma so fat the back of her neck is like
| Yo momma jokes
yo momma so fat the back of her neck is like a pack of hot dogs
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Why did the composer spend all his time in bed? He wrote sheet music.