What advice to cows

What type of wind is named after Santa

| Weather jokes

What type of wind is named after Santa Claus's warm climate cousin? Santa Ana

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Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape

| Gorilla jokes

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money? It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

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Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag

| Insect jokes

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ? They can lighten your load !

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Two shoe salespeople were

| Salesmen jokes

Two shoe salespeople were sent to Africa to open up new markets. Three days after arriving, one salesperson called the office and said, "I'm returning on the next flight. Can't sell shoes here. Everybody goes barefoot." At the same time the other salesperson sent an email to the factory, tel

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Q: Why did the old lady put wheels on her

| Old age jokes

Q: Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair? A: She wanted to rock and roll

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What advice to cows give? Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!