If you drop this book in a pig
| Pig jokes
If you drop this book in a pig pen, what should you do? Take the words out of their mouths.
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How do you lose fourteen stone of fat?
| Men jokes
How do you lose fourteen stone of fat? Dump him.
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What is a goal keepers favourite snack
| Sport jokes
What is a goal keepers favourite snack ? Beans on post !
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What has four legs and goes, "Oom! Oom!"?
| Cow jokes
What has four legs and goes, "Oom! Oom!"? A cow walking backwards!
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Did you know that Dracula wants to become a
| Vampire jokes
Did you know that Dracula wants to become a comedian? He's looking for a crypt writer.
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What are some outstanding hamburger colleges? Brandeis, Cowlifornia State, Hoofstra, Pen State, Ranchelaer Polytechnic, Burgereley and Moosouri!